I pitty the fool who doesn’t respect this guy.
While Dr. Gary Michelson’s $75 million offer for a “safe, one-time non-surgical means to sterilize male and female cats and dogs” is well-intentioned, we here at Basti & Riley’s World would like to remind all of the crazy people on the Internet that this isn’t a license to run around poking and prodding our private bits, ’cause that’s just nuts.
On a personal note, I’d like to point out that Michelson is apparently channeling the ghost of the still-living Bob Barker.
