I’m not sure why, but that guy who feeds me listens to nothing but weird, noisy music.  Last night, while he was sleeping, I bookmarked these videos of a real musician.  When he woke up he just turned his head sideways and squinted.  Silly boy.

He tried to share some Animal Collective band with me. I was greatly disappointed.

Basti here.  We cats are known for our ninja like abilities. We hide, we jump, we stalk, and we steal stringy things.

Here’s one of our operatives in the field:

I don’t mean to let the cat out of the bag on this one ::cough:: –sorry, hairball– but I think you know the truth, at least on an intuitive level. Being a ninja cat requires rigorous and extensive training. Here’s a clip from one of our many schools:

We also train operatives in the rudimentary use of video editing and sound effects.

We’d love to see your videos of skilled cat ninjas–comment above, if you can catch us on film that is.