Basti and Riley’s World

I pitty the fool who doesn’t respect this guy.

While Dr. Gary Michelson’s $75 million offer for a “safe, one-time non-surgical means to sterilize male and female cats and dogs”  is well-intentioned, we here at Basti & Riley’s World would like to remind all of the crazy people on the Internet that this isn’t a license to run around poking and prodding our private bits, ’cause that’s just nuts.

On a personal note, I’d like to point out that Michelson is apparently channeling the ghost of the still-living Bob Barker.

Basti here.  We cats are known for our ninja like abilities. We hide, we jump, we stalk, and we steal stringy things.

Here’s one of our operatives in the field:

I don’t mean to let the cat out of the bag on this one ::cough:: –sorry, hairball– but I think you know the truth, at least on an intuitive level. Being a ninja cat requires rigorous and extensive training. Here’s a clip from one of our many schools:

We also train operatives in the rudimentary use of video editing and sound effects.

We’d love to see your videos of skilled cat ninjas–comment above, if you can catch us on film that is.